I don't fucking know

am i that sad to make 3 posts in one day?
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. . . . yep.

GIVE ME SOMETHING TO SIGH ABOUT!!!!! ahhh,ahhh,ahhhhhh . . . .

did you know my hand is whiter than osama's dick?

talking bananas are in da hood!

it was my fucking dog.

ekk! sperm . . . whales!!!

owww! my fucking knee!

hahahaha....

o my god . . . oprah winfrey is riding a cameltoe!

a Q, a Z and the batman symbol.

how do you fuck a flower?! what entry point would you use?!

penis, penis, penis.

omg a barking spider!!

yes, i did have sexual intercouse with that woman . . .

FUCK!!!!

. . . . oh, i didnt see you there.

SIGH . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . THE SIGHING BOY

Fred

hey guys, wassup.
as some of you may know, there is a user in youtube called fred. he is this 6 year old (i doubt it)
who talks in a high-pitched voice about random stuff like his mom, bullies and other shit.
yet, he has hundreds of thousands of subscribers. and he is a youtube partner.

how can anybody like him?! he is so annoying and stupid its not even funny. he is also way too motherfucking femenine. he has already been on youtube for only one month, yet he has gained unparalelled internet fame. all he does is talk about stuff nobody should care about (if you do, thats just fucked up.) and then go on windows movie maker and click the "pitch" button a couple of times.
also, his fans are fucking crazy. they surf youtube and hate on anybody that might bear even a slight similarity to their almighty god Fred. most of those people were around even longer than fred. like with makemebad35. granted, i dont think that fred wants all this hatred or organizes it.

but srsly, fred should not have this popularity. though, i have heard that Lucas (who plays fred, and is 14) is slowly slipping away from his character fred.

if only he could get the fuck off youtube FASTER!!!

nasty food time: steak. i know a LOT of meat lovers are gunna hate me for saying this, but i find steak extremely repulsive. first of all, i cant chew it and i choke on it and end up having to spit it out. it looks like like a peice of veiny zombie flesh that was raped with a jagged butcher knife.
then the taste. UGGGH!!! HOLY PENISES INSIDE OF PEPSI CANS!!!! 0.0
it tastes like rotten dick. srsly . . . i get so close to vomiting just thinking about it.

SIGH . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . THE SIGHING BOY

Le Telemarketers

HEY GUYS.
i love blogging! its so much fun!! :D

song lyric of the day:
"Our money is elastic, our money is elastic, gotta get milk for the baby . . ."
-The Dears/Money Babies

this is just a rlly quick update. nothing has hppened much, but i want to talk about something that's been on my mind lately.
Telemarketers. Why?
When i am home, all by myself, and a friggin telemarketer calls and my mum isnt around, i dont really know what to say. i think "oh,god. should i acept?" because they are telling me all these things. then in the middle of the thing, i say this:.
"sorry, but i'm not the owner of the house, my mother is."
and then i tell them to call back later and they never do.
i just feel extremely awkward! and i also dont want to let out personal information because . . . well, i dont know, they could do something! i dont know them, sso what should i say to them? i dont just like to hang up on them instantly or be rude or whatever, but srsly, i doubt that i or my mither would want the shit your selling, and the only way i would by it is if it were a portable blowjob dispenser!

SIGH . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

THE SIGHING BOY

P.S. No nasty food section in this post, sorry.

Transit is SCARY!

Am i so obsessed with blogging that i have done it three times in a day???
maybe . . .

but i dont care!! HA!!!!

song lyric of the day:
"No matter which way you go, no matter which way you stay, your out of my mind . . ."
-Tegan and Sara/Walking With a Ghost

hello, and welcome to QZZNTLMEL101:THE SPOON!!!
not really. maybe one day, though.

i'm always afraid of subways, stretcars and all other transit, really. only taking it by myself, though. why? cause i could get friggin stabbed, that's why!
also they are extremely unhigenic. there's like, soda cans and newspapers and other crap. i would prefer not to sit on any of that shit, thank you very much. I'd rather fall off a tree into a pool of jello than take transit by myself.

i hate tuna cassarole. honestly, who would eat it?! it looks like a cross between human insides and alien brains mixed with . . . well, tuna! it tastes awful, too, like vomit. it smells like someone took a dump inside a thermos 500 years ago, then took it out and put it on a plate for someone to eat! nobody i know likes it.

SIGH . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
THE SIGHING BOY

Religion . . . Mayonnaise?!

"We said we wouldn't let our lives go on too long, without having a little bit of fun . . . "
-Jenn Grant/Parachutes
hey yall. the sighing boy here.
you know what's been bugging me lately? religion!
you always have to restrict yourself to one, most of them hate each other and are prejudice and biggoted, and anybody can make one! its so stupid and confusing!
you know what? i'm starting my own religion. YEAH!
it will be called . . . ummm . . .
Shoobaloo! yes, the religion of Shoobaloo!
in this religion, you must worship the god of cookies, COOKIALLAS!!!
along with his friend. god of elephants, ELEPHANTUS!!!
instead of praying, you build houses of cards!
and instead of a church, you hang out in a gigantic cardboard box!
JOIN US!!!!

in all seriousness, i hate mayonnaise. it sucks giraffe nipples!
it tastes like used gym socks, smells like a chicken genocide, and looks like ... well, lets just stop there, shall we ... ? '~'
but my mom always puts it on my sandwich . . .
do you hate mayonnaise?

SIGH . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
THE SIGHING BOY

HARD WORK!!!

i have begun work on an rpg. its pretty good so far, though i have to do a LOT of backtracking and re-editing. it's hard work!!!

other than that, i am working for my dad to get a new video game. i have to make websites for him, promo videos for him, and promo vids 4 my stepmom. also hard work . . .

then there is school. i have a bunch of stuff to catch up on, and i mean a MOTHER-FUCKING BUNCH! geography, science . . . thats pretty much it. STILL hard work . . . chortle.

in other news, i tried to make a site for my game. you know, so people can figure out more about it and so that they can download the demo for it and, when it finally happens, buy t-shirts and shit. i couldn't publish it to the web because i need a mobileme account, which sucks ass. it costs money, too, and i would probably never even fucking use it!i had just finished the damned design, too!

SIGH . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
THE SIGHING BOY

Deformed person

hello again.
something weird happened the other day. i was walking home from school the other day, when i saw this really wierd person, or rather group of people. this is what they looked like:
the person in the front was wearing a navy snowsuit and was cloaked in a blue scarf. they were wearing a hood so you couldn't see any of their facial features.
behind that person, there was another kid (they all looked like they were in elementary school) who was the oldest (or he appeared to be.) from where i was standing, she looked like she was walking behind the first kid. but when i was walking past them, the blue kid was actually carrying the other kid (the other kid was red.) the red kid had REALLY small legs. like, toddler legs and she looked like she could be about 12. her body was normal though.
behind them trailed another kid who was smaller than the last two. he was also wearing a snowsuit and a coat so i couldn't make out what he really looked like.
so . . . yeah.

SIGH . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
THE SIGHING BOY