hello, everybody.
i have a problem. a fucking thing called "TrialPay" is ruining my life, and is making it impossible to do anything on my computer that i actually want to do.
TrialPay uses a system of buying something from a program's advertiser and getting the program for free wich is so stupid! I just want the program for free! I don't give a cunt about your fucking advertisers! If it says "Download this program for FREE!" they had better fucking follow up on that promise! I hope everyone that invented TrialPay dies of AIDS!
I just had to say that :)
29.7.09
22.6.09
Justice Album Review
I have always been a big fan of electronic music that tries something a little bit different. Even though most players in the dance music industry are often compared alongside the grandaddies of techno, Daft Punk (and most of the time the comparisons are realistic), hybrids are born amonst different genres and watered down and saturated enough to make a big mark.Enter Justice, ane electro-punk band from France, constisting of Gaspard Auge and Xavier de Rosnay. After doing a collaboration with the dance-rock band Simian in 2006 and releasing several EPs and singles (Waters of Nazareth, Phantom
, D.A.N.C.E.) they recorded the masterpiece called †(Cross). This album not only gained them mainstream success, but attracted the attention of clubs and dancefloors on an international scale.
, D.A.N.C.E.) they recorded the masterpiece called †(Cross). This album not only gained them mainstream success, but attracted the attention of clubs and dancefloors on an international scale. The album opens up with Genesis, a track full of static-y synth riffs, laser-like hooks and infectious beats. It starts up and ends with an epic, almost sinister sounding drum roll and distorted roars. It then switches up to Let There Be Light (noticing anything with the track names yet?) throws out punchy, epileptic drum patterns and an almost alien-like whirl in the background. Then there is the wildly popular D.A.N.C.E. which features a catchy cheer that you will be singing for hours and hours (Do the D-A-N-C-E, 1 2 3 4 5 . . .) and a retro disco-like feeling to it.
Newjack is full of disorienting synth and bass reels while featuring a distorted and almost completely inaudible sample of "You Make Me Wanna Wiggle" by the Brothers Johnson. The track is then followed by Phantom Pt. 1 & 2, both full of awe-inspiring bass riffs and synth buzzes. With Valentine, things get a tad more mellow as the duo decide to take a breather from all the hyperactive disco-tronic funk and resort to a sort of evil sounding synth organ. It almost sounds like something from Harry Potter!
Afterwards there is The Party, which features the techno gangsta-rap chick Uffie. However, I do not fully believe that Uffie was necessary on this track, as her materialistic lyric-spittin' ruins the records charm a little bit. The same goes for DVNO, even though Uffie is not in it, it still features an unnamed male singer (probably Auge or de Rosnay.). The only thing that I really like about the track is the bass riffs.
Stress sounds like a symphony in space, almost. Though the highly distorted orchestra may get annoying after a while, its dark synths are enough to keep it going. Then there is the metal-esque Waters of Nazareth (again with the names), which busts out beautiful drum patterns that seem almost impossible to perform with an actual drum set. The record ends with One Minute To Midnight (somewhat fitting title) which is ladden with funked-up synths which cover up the ambient noise in the background.
Over all, I would have to say that while †(Cross) has a certain level of repetitivity, it is an album that is fun to listen to and should be listened to over and over again. If over-distorted dance-punk is not your bag, go buy something else. If you're into that sort of thing, by all means jump on in.
Score
8.5
17.4.09
Psychology!
hi guys. i went to a psychologist yesterday!!!!!
his name was jamie or something, i dunno. anyways, he talked to me about how i thought i was going insane. he deemed that i was not insane and said i was a gifted child after i told him a lot about me! :)
also, i went completely crazy today and screamed and cussed at breakneck speed. i wont say why, but i did.
also i had to stay over at my step-aunts house because my stepmom was dogsitting there for a whole week. i hate the step-aunt so much! she and her husband or boyfriend are a bunch of lazy cows!!!!
and just for the reord, every single day i go to school is a day that i dread.
his name was jamie or something, i dunno. anyways, he talked to me about how i thought i was going insane. he deemed that i was not insane and said i was a gifted child after i told him a lot about me! :)
also, i went completely crazy today and screamed and cussed at breakneck speed. i wont say why, but i did.
also i had to stay over at my step-aunts house because my stepmom was dogsitting there for a whole week. i hate the step-aunt so much! she and her husband or boyfriend are a bunch of lazy cows!!!!
and just for the reord, every single day i go to school is a day that i dread.
9.4.09
Weird Porno mag guy
i know i have not written in quite a while, but i have a life, you know.
anyways, it is way past march break now, and something happened last weekend which was not march break, but anyways, me and my cousin find this too funny.
so, me and my cousin in chatham walked into a variety store. there was this guy at the counter hat we thought was checking out his items. we got all our shit together, and we went to the counter. he was looking thru a nudie mag!!! he kept on saying to himself "man, once i save up my allowance . . . 25 cents a week, i'll be able to buy it in no time!" what a fucking perv. i bet he is still living with his parents living off of allowance . . like he do. he was, like, 40 or something. just sad.
but oh so funny. :)
19.3.09
Sleeping Lessons
hello. i am here yet again.
i couldn't sleep very well last night. the pillows in my hotel room were too small and too fluffy. the blankets were too hot and i could not get into a comfortable position to sleep. i tried all i could. eventually, though, i could get to sleep and i woke up at 8:30.
so could some people give me some sleeping lessons? what type of position should i sleep in, or some techniques you use to get to sleep? it would really help.
i am not going to talk about st. patricks day. i just dont care.
also, there will probably not be any new bog updates until monday. i will not have internet access where i am going. i might have one or two entries if i can find a wireless cafe, but don't get your hopes up.
goodbye!
i couldn't sleep very well last night. the pillows in my hotel room were too small and too fluffy. the blankets were too hot and i could not get into a comfortable position to sleep. i tried all i could. eventually, though, i could get to sleep and i woke up at 8:30.
so could some people give me some sleeping lessons? what type of position should i sleep in, or some techniques you use to get to sleep? it would really help.
i am not going to talk about st. patricks day. i just dont care.
also, there will probably not be any new bog updates until monday. i will not have internet access where i am going. i might have one or two entries if i can find a wireless cafe, but don't get your hopes up.
goodbye!
18.3.09
Baby Legs
hi friendly shoo-vooo-woos.
its your friendly neighborhood sighing boy!
right now, i am in a hotel. a comfort inn, to be exact. i have free internet connection, so BOOYAH!!! today, i drove alot. my dad drove me to toronto, and i stayed at my mom's house until she could come home and we both had to pack in 30 minutes. we then set off for sault st. marie. we only are up to perry sound. then we will drive 5 hours tomorrow.
we ate at a pizza hut this evening for dinner, then we went to a gas station and picked up 2 chocolate bars for the two of us. i wanted to get some ice cream, but i thought it would be dumb because it was 4C outside.
speaking of pizza hut, i freaked the waitress out by asking her how many baby legs it would cost to get a medium pizza. she stuttered and said "we dont accept that here" and quickly walked away. XD
i'm listening to music while my mom watches Quantum of Solace. i dont know why, but i hate james bonde movies. i just think they suck . . .
speaking of sucking, your mom sucked on mine last night.
giggity.
its your friendly neighborhood sighing boy!
right now, i am in a hotel. a comfort inn, to be exact. i have free internet connection, so BOOYAH!!! today, i drove alot. my dad drove me to toronto, and i stayed at my mom's house until she could come home and we both had to pack in 30 minutes. we then set off for sault st. marie. we only are up to perry sound. then we will drive 5 hours tomorrow.
we ate at a pizza hut this evening for dinner, then we went to a gas station and picked up 2 chocolate bars for the two of us. i wanted to get some ice cream, but i thought it would be dumb because it was 4C outside.
speaking of pizza hut, i freaked the waitress out by asking her how many baby legs it would cost to get a medium pizza. she stuttered and said "we dont accept that here" and quickly walked away. XD
i'm listening to music while my mom watches Quantum of Solace. i dont know why, but i hate james bonde movies. i just think they suck . . .
speaking of sucking, your mom sucked on mine last night.
giggity.
15.3.09
sick :(
hey guys.
i'm akshully sick today, so you're lucky i am even making a blog for all of you.
i just played FEAR 2 and it scared the shit out of me and it was so cool and awesome and wonderful. i finished it within a couple of hours though, so i probably will not buy it.
Now, in my previous blog, i mentioned a film. me and some friends are making a film. it will be super sweet awesomeness . . .
the plot is like this:
A girl was driving in her families car after getting her license with her mother, her father and her sister Luna. it was in the wintertime, or early spring and there was still some snow left. The car slid on the black ice, crashed, and the girl's sister was sent flying out of the car and was killed. the girl who's name is Marlene felt as if it was her fault that her sister was dead. her parents made her feel like that, as well. about two months later, she has been cutting herself for 23 days. she plans to kill herself on the 50th day. she has been having trouble in school, with her parents, and with herself. she keeps on having visions of her sister, and she feels as though Luna is beckoning to her, urging her to commit suicide. but will she finally decide to live on and accept everything that has been happening and accept herself, or will she plunge into the abyss with her sister?
cool, huh?
. . .
emo, huh?
i'm akshully sick today, so you're lucky i am even making a blog for all of you.
i just played FEAR 2 and it scared the shit out of me and it was so cool and awesome and wonderful. i finished it within a couple of hours though, so i probably will not buy it.
Now, in my previous blog, i mentioned a film. me and some friends are making a film. it will be super sweet awesomeness . . .
the plot is like this:
A girl was driving in her families car after getting her license with her mother, her father and her sister Luna. it was in the wintertime, or early spring and there was still some snow left. The car slid on the black ice, crashed, and the girl's sister was sent flying out of the car and was killed. the girl who's name is Marlene felt as if it was her fault that her sister was dead. her parents made her feel like that, as well. about two months later, she has been cutting herself for 23 days. she plans to kill herself on the 50th day. she has been having trouble in school, with her parents, and with herself. she keeps on having visions of her sister, and she feels as though Luna is beckoning to her, urging her to commit suicide. but will she finally decide to live on and accept everything that has been happening and accept herself, or will she plunge into the abyss with her sister?
cool, huh?
. . .
emo, huh?
13.3.09
I am a work mule . . .
hey foos.
me again.
my dad has forced me to do work for him. he is making me make him a promo video for his new band with this new program we got called final cut 4 express. its actually pretty fun and easy to get the hang of. i love it!!! i am gonna use it to make the film i am directing.
its so cooooool!!!!!
i just really got into a band called Death from above 1979. they are sort of punk-ish, metal-ish, dance-ish. i love them. but they broke up two years ago!!! :(
sad . . .
me again.
my dad has forced me to do work for him. he is making me make him a promo video for his new band with this new program we got called final cut 4 express. its actually pretty fun and easy to get the hang of. i love it!!! i am gonna use it to make the film i am directing.
its so cooooool!!!!!
i just really got into a band called Death from above 1979. they are sort of punk-ish, metal-ish, dance-ish. i love them. but they broke up two years ago!!! :(
sad . . .
11.3.09
MYSPACE!!!!!!!!
hi fooooooos.
i really dont feel like making a blog, but since mitch keeps on urging me to, i guess i will. MYSPACE!!! god, i hate that place! i have a myspace account for my music, i was trying to upload an album cover, and i couldnt because of the fucked up site. but it was a JPG file!!
. . . stupid fucking myspace.
my favorite TV show has got to be firefly. if you do not know what it is, it is the series created by joss (whedon?) chronicling all of the events beofre the serenity movie. i also really like family guy, and am starting to get into battlestar galactica (my moms obsessed with it.)
i really dont feel like making a blog, but since mitch keeps on urging me to, i guess i will. MYSPACE!!! god, i hate that place! i have a myspace account for my music, i was trying to upload an album cover, and i couldnt because of the fucked up site. but it was a JPG file!!
. . . stupid fucking myspace.
my favorite TV show has got to be firefly. if you do not know what it is, it is the series created by joss (whedon?) chronicling all of the events beofre the serenity movie. i also really like family guy, and am starting to get into battlestar galactica (my moms obsessed with it.)
4.3.09
politics: OBAMA, GEORGE, PALIN, CURRY, MY DAD!!!
hey guys, watesa here.
song lyric of the day:
"Monster hospital, can you please release me? You hold my hands down, I've been bad . . ."
-Metric/Monster Hospital
my dad is obsessed with the game "the godfather" and it sucks ass! who would ever like that game?!
i don't understand the hype around obama. sure, he's black, he uses big words, but that doesn't make him god or anything. he's just another president! jeez, some people have too many high expectations for him. i don't. he could just be another jackass using the american people with his skin color and a thesaurus to get to where he is now. i don't trust him.
of course, i don't trust anybody.
also, this anger towards george bush and sara palin. they are completely irrelevant now! people don't need to be like "oh i wanna kill those motherfuckers" because they have no power and they never will, so stop worrying. also, sarah palin might have been a great president! you never know! i'm not republican, nor am i a mccain-palin supporter. but i always think "what if?".
nasty food: curry. first of all, the taste is way too spicy! also, all it is is rice! it looks like orange maggots! it looks ugly, and it tastes ugly! however, it smells pretty good. this is a fod i hate, but not as much as previous ones.
no sigh today . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . SIGH . . . . . .
song lyric of the day:
"Monster hospital, can you please release me? You hold my hands down, I've been bad . . ."
-Metric/Monster Hospital
my dad is obsessed with the game "the godfather" and it sucks ass! who would ever like that game?!
i don't understand the hype around obama. sure, he's black, he uses big words, but that doesn't make him god or anything. he's just another president! jeez, some people have too many high expectations for him. i don't. he could just be another jackass using the american people with his skin color and a thesaurus to get to where he is now. i don't trust him.
of course, i don't trust anybody.
also, this anger towards george bush and sara palin. they are completely irrelevant now! people don't need to be like "oh i wanna kill those motherfuckers" because they have no power and they never will, so stop worrying. also, sarah palin might have been a great president! you never know! i'm not republican, nor am i a mccain-palin supporter. but i always think "what if?".
nasty food: curry. first of all, the taste is way too spicy! also, all it is is rice! it looks like orange maggots! it looks ugly, and it tastes ugly! however, it smells pretty good. this is a fod i hate, but not as much as previous ones.
no sigh today . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . SIGH . . . . . .
1.3.09
My dog is hyper and i should be sleeping
hey guys. this'll be quick.
my dog is extremely hyper because he ate some chocolate. he's being so annoying and he has pissed off my dad multiple times today. and he is also kinda pissin me off, too.
also, i should probably go to bed soon because i need to drive to toronto tomorow to go to school.
No sigh today . . . . . .
p.s. so far, most of you have said you would name your dairy cow. maybe if more people vote, i'll put up qusetions more often. not much has happend on the other two, though.\BYE!!!
my dog is extremely hyper because he ate some chocolate. he's being so annoying and he has pissed off my dad multiple times today. and he is also kinda pissin me off, too.
also, i should probably go to bed soon because i need to drive to toronto tomorow to go to school.
No sigh today . . . . . .
p.s. so far, most of you have said you would name your dairy cow. maybe if more people vote, i'll put up qusetions more often. not much has happend on the other two, though.\BYE!!!
I Hate Blogger
hi! i have homework to do, so this will be quick.
for some reason my laptop keeps doing this: èàé.... and the like.
now, for some reason, whenever i sign into blogger, i am apparently signing in with my dads account. which pisses me off, because then he can go on my blog and fuck everything up, which i dont want happening.
also, i have been told that i rant to much. well, in short, i dont give a shit. i live for ranting!
thirdly, i have been so stressed lately. i have had a buttload of homework to catch up on, which i should be doing now, but for some odd reason i am not. its built up so fast. i didnt see it coming!
thats what she said!
hey! shut up!
i did just finish my gameès demo (fuck, it happened again!!!), but i cant play it . . .
SIGH . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . You know who it is.
for some reason my laptop keeps doing this: èàé.... and the like.
now, for some reason, whenever i sign into blogger, i am apparently signing in with my dads account. which pisses me off, because then he can go on my blog and fuck everything up, which i dont want happening.
also, i have been told that i rant to much. well, in short, i dont give a shit. i live for ranting!
thirdly, i have been so stressed lately. i have had a buttload of homework to catch up on, which i should be doing now, but for some odd reason i am not. its built up so fast. i didnt see it coming!
thats what she said!
hey! shut up!
i did just finish my gameès demo (fuck, it happened again!!!), but i cant play it . . .
SIGH . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . You know who it is.
28.2.09
I don't fucking know
am i that sad to make 3 posts in one day?
. . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . yep.
GIVE ME SOMETHING TO SIGH ABOUT!!!!! ahhh,ahhh,ahhhhhh . . . .
did you know my hand is whiter than osama's dick?
talking bananas are in da hood!
it was my fucking dog.
ekk! sperm . . . whales!!!
owww! my fucking knee!
hahahaha....
o my god . . . oprah winfrey is riding a cameltoe!
a Q, a Z and the batman symbol.
how do you fuck a flower?! what entry point would you use?!
penis, penis, penis.
omg a barking spider!!
yes, i did have sexual intercouse with that woman . . .
FUCK!!!!
. . . . oh, i didnt see you there.
. . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . yep.
GIVE ME SOMETHING TO SIGH ABOUT!!!!! ahhh,ahhh,ahhhhhh . . . .
did you know my hand is whiter than osama's dick?
talking bananas are in da hood!
it was my fucking dog.
ekk! sperm . . . whales!!!
owww! my fucking knee!
hahahaha....
o my god . . . oprah winfrey is riding a cameltoe!
a Q, a Z and the batman symbol.
how do you fuck a flower?! what entry point would you use?!
penis, penis, penis.
omg a barking spider!!
yes, i did have sexual intercouse with that woman . . .
FUCK!!!!
. . . . oh, i didnt see you there.
SIGH . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . THE SIGHING BOY
Fred
hey guys, wassup.
as some of you may know, there is a user in youtube called fred. he is this 6 year old (i doubt it)
who talks in a high-pitched voice about random stuff like his mom, bullies and other shit.
yet, he has hundreds of thousands of subscribers. and he is a youtube partner.
how can anybody like him?! he is so annoying and stupid its not even funny. he is also way too motherfucking femenine. he has already been on youtube for only one month, yet he has gained unparalelled internet fame. all he does is talk about stuff nobody should care about (if you do, thats just fucked up.) and then go on windows movie maker and click the "pitch" button a couple of times.
also, his fans are fucking crazy. they surf youtube and hate on anybody that might bear even a slight similarity to their almighty god Fred. most of those people were around even longer than fred. like with makemebad35. granted, i dont think that fred wants all this hatred or organizes it.
but srsly, fred should not have this popularity. though, i have heard that Lucas (who plays fred, and is 14) is slowly slipping away from his character fred.
if only he could get the fuck off youtube FASTER!!!
nasty food time: steak. i know a LOT of meat lovers are gunna hate me for saying this, but i find steak extremely repulsive. first of all, i cant chew it and i choke on it and end up having to spit it out. it looks like like a peice of veiny zombie flesh that was raped with a jagged butcher knife.
then the taste. UGGGH!!! HOLY PENISES INSIDE OF PEPSI CANS!!!! 0.0
it tastes like rotten dick. srsly . . . i get so close to vomiting just thinking about it.
as some of you may know, there is a user in youtube called fred. he is this 6 year old (i doubt it)
who talks in a high-pitched voice about random stuff like his mom, bullies and other shit.
yet, he has hundreds of thousands of subscribers. and he is a youtube partner.
how can anybody like him?! he is so annoying and stupid its not even funny. he is also way too motherfucking femenine. he has already been on youtube for only one month, yet he has gained unparalelled internet fame. all he does is talk about stuff nobody should care about (if you do, thats just fucked up.) and then go on windows movie maker and click the "pitch" button a couple of times.
also, his fans are fucking crazy. they surf youtube and hate on anybody that might bear even a slight similarity to their almighty god Fred. most of those people were around even longer than fred. like with makemebad35. granted, i dont think that fred wants all this hatred or organizes it.
but srsly, fred should not have this popularity. though, i have heard that Lucas (who plays fred, and is 14) is slowly slipping away from his character fred.
if only he could get the fuck off youtube FASTER!!!
nasty food time: steak. i know a LOT of meat lovers are gunna hate me for saying this, but i find steak extremely repulsive. first of all, i cant chew it and i choke on it and end up having to spit it out. it looks like like a peice of veiny zombie flesh that was raped with a jagged butcher knife.
then the taste. UGGGH!!! HOLY PENISES INSIDE OF PEPSI CANS!!!! 0.0
it tastes like rotten dick. srsly . . . i get so close to vomiting just thinking about it.
SIGH . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . THE SIGHING BOY
Le Telemarketers
HEY GUYS.
i love blogging! its so much fun!! :D
song lyric of the day:
"Our money is elastic, our money is elastic, gotta get milk for the baby . . ."
-The Dears/Money Babies
this is just a rlly quick update. nothing has hppened much, but i want to talk about something that's been on my mind lately.
Telemarketers. Why?
When i am home, all by myself, and a friggin telemarketer calls and my mum isnt around, i dont really know what to say. i think "oh,god. should i acept?" because they are telling me all these things. then in the middle of the thing, i say this:.
"sorry, but i'm not the owner of the house, my mother is."
and then i tell them to call back later and they never do.
i just feel extremely awkward! and i also dont want to let out personal information because . . . well, i dont know, they could do something! i dont know them, sso what should i say to them? i dont just like to hang up on them instantly or be rude or whatever, but srsly, i doubt that i or my mither would want the shit your selling, and the only way i would by it is if it were a portable blowjob dispenser!
i love blogging! its so much fun!! :D
song lyric of the day:
"Our money is elastic, our money is elastic, gotta get milk for the baby . . ."
-The Dears/Money Babies
this is just a rlly quick update. nothing has hppened much, but i want to talk about something that's been on my mind lately.
Telemarketers. Why?
When i am home, all by myself, and a friggin telemarketer calls and my mum isnt around, i dont really know what to say. i think "oh,god. should i acept?" because they are telling me all these things. then in the middle of the thing, i say this:.
"sorry, but i'm not the owner of the house, my mother is."
and then i tell them to call back later and they never do.
i just feel extremely awkward! and i also dont want to let out personal information because . . . well, i dont know, they could do something! i dont know them, sso what should i say to them? i dont just like to hang up on them instantly or be rude or whatever, but srsly, i doubt that i or my mither would want the shit your selling, and the only way i would by it is if it were a portable blowjob dispenser!
SIGH . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
THE SIGHING BOY
P.S. No nasty food section in this post, sorry.
27.2.09
Transit is SCARY!
Am i so obsessed with blogging that i have done it three times in a day???
maybe . . .
but i dont care!! HA!!!!
song lyric of the day:
"No matter which way you go, no matter which way you stay, your out of my mind . . ."
-Tegan and Sara/Walking With a Ghost
hello, and welcome to QZZNTLMEL101:THE SPOON!!!
not really. maybe one day, though.
i'm always afraid of subways, stretcars and all other transit, really. only taking it by myself, though. why? cause i could get friggin stabbed, that's why!
also they are extremely unhigenic. there's like, soda cans and newspapers and other crap. i would prefer not to sit on any of that shit, thank you very much. I'd rather fall off a tree into a pool of jello than take transit by myself.
i hate tuna cassarole. honestly, who would eat it?! it looks like a cross between human insides and alien brains mixed with . . . well, tuna! it tastes awful, too, like vomit. it smells like someone took a dump inside a thermos 500 years ago, then took it out and put it on a plate for someone to eat! nobody i know likes it.
maybe . . .
but i dont care!! HA!!!!
song lyric of the day:
"No matter which way you go, no matter which way you stay, your out of my mind . . ."
-Tegan and Sara/Walking With a Ghost
hello, and welcome to QZZNTLMEL101:THE SPOON!!!
not really. maybe one day, though.
i'm always afraid of subways, stretcars and all other transit, really. only taking it by myself, though. why? cause i could get friggin stabbed, that's why!
also they are extremely unhigenic. there's like, soda cans and newspapers and other crap. i would prefer not to sit on any of that shit, thank you very much. I'd rather fall off a tree into a pool of jello than take transit by myself.
i hate tuna cassarole. honestly, who would eat it?! it looks like a cross between human insides and alien brains mixed with . . . well, tuna! it tastes awful, too, like vomit. it smells like someone took a dump inside a thermos 500 years ago, then took it out and put it on a plate for someone to eat! nobody i know likes it.
SIGH . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
THE SIGHING BOY
THE SIGHING BOY
Religion . . . Mayonnaise?!
"We said we wouldn't let our lives go on too long, without having a little bit of fun . . . "
-Jenn Grant/Parachutes
hey yall. the sighing boy here.
you know what's been bugging me lately? religion!
you always have to restrict yourself to one, most of them hate each other and are prejudice and biggoted, and anybody can make one! its so stupid and confusing!
you know what? i'm starting my own religion. YEAH!
it will be called . . . ummm . . .
Shoobaloo! yes, the religion of Shoobaloo!
in this religion, you must worship the god of cookies, COOKIALLAS!!!
along with his friend. god of elephants, ELEPHANTUS!!!
instead of praying, you build houses of cards!
and instead of a church, you hang out in a gigantic cardboard box!
JOIN US!!!!
in all seriousness, i hate mayonnaise. it sucks giraffe nipples!
it tastes like used gym socks, smells like a chicken genocide, and looks like ... well, lets just stop there, shall we ... ? '~'
but my mom always puts it on my sandwich . . .
do you hate mayonnaise?
-Jenn Grant/Parachutes
hey yall. the sighing boy here.
you know what's been bugging me lately? religion!
you always have to restrict yourself to one, most of them hate each other and are prejudice and biggoted, and anybody can make one! its so stupid and confusing!
you know what? i'm starting my own religion. YEAH!
it will be called . . . ummm . . .
Shoobaloo! yes, the religion of Shoobaloo!
in this religion, you must worship the god of cookies, COOKIALLAS!!!
along with his friend. god of elephants, ELEPHANTUS!!!
instead of praying, you build houses of cards!
and instead of a church, you hang out in a gigantic cardboard box!
JOIN US!!!!
in all seriousness, i hate mayonnaise. it sucks giraffe nipples!
it tastes like used gym socks, smells like a chicken genocide, and looks like ... well, lets just stop there, shall we ... ? '~'
but my mom always puts it on my sandwich . . .
do you hate mayonnaise?
SIGH . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
THE SIGHING BOY
THE SIGHING BOY
HARD WORK!!!
i have begun work on an rpg. its pretty good so far, though i have to do a LOT of backtracking and re-editing. it's hard work!!!
other than that, i am working for my dad to get a new video game. i have to make websites for him, promo videos for him, and promo vids 4 my stepmom. also hard work . . .
then there is school. i have a bunch of stuff to catch up on, and i mean a MOTHER-FUCKING BUNCH! geography, science . . . thats pretty much it. STILL hard work . . . chortle.
in other news, i tried to make a site for my game. you know, so people can figure out more about it and so that they can download the demo for it and, when it finally happens, buy t-shirts and shit. i couldn't publish it to the web because i need a mobileme account, which sucks ass. it costs money, too, and i would probably never even fucking use it!i had just finished the damned design, too!
SIGH . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
THE SIGHING BOY
THE SIGHING BOY
7.2.09
Deformed person
hello again.
something weird happened the other day. i was walking home from school the other day, when i saw this really wierd person, or rather group of people. this is what they looked like:
the person in the front was wearing a navy snowsuit and was cloaked in a blue scarf. they were wearing a hood so you couldn't see any of their facial features.
behind that person, there was another kid (they all looked like they were in elementary school) who was the oldest (or he appeared to be.) from where i was standing, she looked like she was walking behind the first kid. but when i was walking past them, the blue kid was actually carrying the other kid (the other kid was red.) the red kid had REALLY small legs. like, toddler legs and she looked like she could be about 12. her body was normal though.
behind them trailed another kid who was smaller than the last two. he was also wearing a snowsuit and a coat so i couldn't make out what he really looked like.
so . . . yeah.
something weird happened the other day. i was walking home from school the other day, when i saw this really wierd person, or rather group of people. this is what they looked like:
the person in the front was wearing a navy snowsuit and was cloaked in a blue scarf. they were wearing a hood so you couldn't see any of their facial features.
behind that person, there was another kid (they all looked like they were in elementary school) who was the oldest (or he appeared to be.) from where i was standing, she looked like she was walking behind the first kid. but when i was walking past them, the blue kid was actually carrying the other kid (the other kid was red.) the red kid had REALLY small legs. like, toddler legs and she looked like she could be about 12. her body was normal though.
behind them trailed another kid who was smaller than the last two. he was also wearing a snowsuit and a coat so i couldn't make out what he really looked like.
so . . . yeah.
SIGH . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
THE SIGHING BOY
THE SIGHING BOY
24.1.09
Science Project (HOLY SEAGULLS!!!)
HELLO
I am The Sighing Boy. i am pleased to meet you! my real name is faron, but I like to call myself SHIBLOOBLA sometimes when i get super-high . . . on LIFE!!!
I am not a drug mule!!!!!!
anyways, at school we have a science project due this thursday. we had to represent the water cycle or some-shit in an artistic way.
my group is not even SLIGHTLY fuckin prepared!!!
now, our group chose to do music. we would write a song about the water cycle, make music, record it, everything.
and then we would present it to the class.
now that would normally be alright with me. but considering we have only had two periods or something to work on it, i am freaking the fuck out! and whenever we DID have time in class, my group would goof off and fuck around!
we decided to remake jump on it, a song by Sir Mix-a-lot. me and michael don't like the idea, and we only have four or something days left to do anything!
and to make matters even worse, on of the group members is going out of town the whole fucking week!
you can't make a song in a single week, or two weeks for that matter.
you have to write the song, decide the tune, record the song, do instruments for the song, mix the song . . .
all that takes so long! and considering how many periods we have had to work on this and the time frame we have been provided with, its nearly impossible.
i don't know what to do . . .
thankfully, this issue was resolved and we came through and passed with . . . er . . . flying bananas. but then we got 2 more projects . . .
I am The Sighing Boy. i am pleased to meet you! my real name is faron, but I like to call myself SHIBLOOBLA sometimes when i get super-high . . . on LIFE!!!
I am not a drug mule!!!!!!
anyways, at school we have a science project due this thursday. we had to represent the water cycle or some-shit in an artistic way.
my group is not even SLIGHTLY fuckin prepared!!!
now, our group chose to do music. we would write a song about the water cycle, make music, record it, everything.
and then we would present it to the class.
now that would normally be alright with me. but considering we have only had two periods or something to work on it, i am freaking the fuck out! and whenever we DID have time in class, my group would goof off and fuck around!
we decided to remake jump on it, a song by Sir Mix-a-lot. me and michael don't like the idea, and we only have four or something days left to do anything!
and to make matters even worse, on of the group members is going out of town the whole fucking week!
you can't make a song in a single week, or two weeks for that matter.
you have to write the song, decide the tune, record the song, do instruments for the song, mix the song . . .
all that takes so long! and considering how many periods we have had to work on this and the time frame we have been provided with, its nearly impossible.
i don't know what to do . . .
thankfully, this issue was resolved and we came through and passed with . . . er . . . flying bananas. but then we got 2 more projects . . .
SIGH . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
THE SIGHING BOY
THE SIGHING BOY
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