Religion . . . Mayonnaise?!

"We said we wouldn't let our lives go on too long, without having a little bit of fun . . . "
-Jenn Grant/Parachutes
hey yall. the sighing boy here.
you know what's been bugging me lately? religion!
you always have to restrict yourself to one, most of them hate each other and are prejudice and biggoted, and anybody can make one! its so stupid and confusing!
you know what? i'm starting my own religion. YEAH!
it will be called . . . ummm . . .
Shoobaloo! yes, the religion of Shoobaloo!
in this religion, you must worship the god of cookies, COOKIALLAS!!!
along with his friend. god of elephants, ELEPHANTUS!!!
instead of praying, you build houses of cards!
and instead of a church, you hang out in a gigantic cardboard box!
JOIN US!!!!

in all seriousness, i hate mayonnaise. it sucks giraffe nipples!
it tastes like used gym socks, smells like a chicken genocide, and looks like ... well, lets just stop there, shall we ... ? '~'
but my mom always puts it on my sandwich . . .
do you hate mayonnaise?

SIGH . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
THE SIGHING BOY